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# The Finnish Bad Mother

All the moms off inland!

## Posts

- [Too cold for nonsense](https://finnishbadmother.com/too-cold-for-nonsense/) - Finns are viewed as shy. Really shy. But are we?
- [A very scary journey to school](https://finnishbadmother.com/a-very-scary-journey-to-school/) - Aren’t the parents taking the children to school, and watching over them? No, not in Finland.
- [Hooray for ice age!](https://finnishbadmother.com/hooray-for-ice-age/) - Let’s see, the ground is frozen, the car windows are frozen, all the positive feelings for winter are frozen!
- [Unsolicited crap advice](https://finnishbadmother.com/unsolicited-crap-advice/) - Have you too been the unwilling recipient of unsolicited crap advice (#unsolicitedcrapadvice) from other mothers, or fathers? If not, could it be that you are yourself the one giving the crap advice? Because no one is as wise and all-knowing when it comes to parenting, as another mother, but here’s some responses to help you
- [How do you perceive Finnish people?](https://finnishbadmother.com/how-do-you-perceive-finnish-people/) - “An American, a Frenchman and a Finn go on a safari in Africa. They're walking through some bushes, and suddenly they come across an elephant. How do they react? The American: "I wonder how much money I could get for those tusks." The Frenchman: "I wonder what kind of a love life this elephant has."
- [-22 Fahrenheit is too cold](https://finnishbadmother.com/22-fahrenheit-is-too-cold/) - “Mom! There’s no water in the bathroom!” This is exactly the news I need at 8 PM while trying to finish left over work. And the reason for no water? It’s TOO DAMN COLD. So I forgot to leave the faucet running, just a little bit, so the pipes won’t freeze. Why would the pipes
- [Finns <3 Nature](https://finnishbadmother.com/finns/) - Nature is a very big part of Finnish identity. Whether it’s a question of what is special about Finland, what is Finland known for, besides heavy metal, or what is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Finland, the answer always is nature. Finland is known as the land of the
- [Learning Finnish](https://finnishbadmother.com/learning-finnish/) - It’s said that the Finnish language is the hardest in the world, to learn. If you ask the Finns to confirm this, they might say that “I dunno, it’s been pretty easy to me, haha!”. Finns are such jokers. Others might say that they had more problems with Swedish, since we kinda are forced to
- [Fish and chips but make it more Finnish](https://finnishbadmother.com/fish-and-chips-but-make-it-more-finnish/) - Here's a quick, delicious and affordable fish fry recipe for dinner or lunch, using one of Finns favorite fishes: European whitefish.
- [The prettiest of all mushroom pies](https://finnishbadmother.com/the-prettiest-of-all-mushroom-pies/) - ”I wanted to make a pie in an image of a Finnish forest, because forests are one of Finland's greatest treasures." – Chef Ilkka Lääveri
- [Finnish Father's Day](https://finnishbadmother.com/finnish-fathers-day/) - We love our dads! And granddads! And great granddads! And lucky us, it’s Father’s Day in Finland this Sunday! In Finland Father’s Day isn’t right after Mother’s Day, but exactly six months after, on the second Sunday of November. Since it’s very important not to celebrate too much too soon. Because there’s cake and gifts
- [We're all born naked](https://finnishbadmother.com/were-all-born-naked/) - Being naked comes naturally to us Finns, and we are not usually ashamed to let it all hang out, especially if there’s alcohol involved.
- [Soup again, mom?! WHY?!](https://finnishbadmother.com/soup-again-mom-why/) - It’s soup day again. And the kids are complaining. But aren’t they always complaining, unless their mouths are full of sweets and treats and cookies and goodies. Soup day is an insanely good idea. It means that on Sunday, when I have recharged my batteries, I’ll make a big pot full of traditional Finnish salmon
- [Midsummer mating magic](https://finnishbadmother.com/midsummer-mating-magic/) - Many people decide to start a family with a partner, usually, and preferably, of their own choosing. But what if you don’t even have a partner yet?
- [Vintage style DIY Christmas gift](https://finnishbadmother.com/vintage-style-diy-christmas-gift/) - Christmas is coming! Every year it seems. And when it comes to gifts, it’s the thought that counts, they say.
- [Pride and prejudice](https://finnishbadmother.com/pride-and-prejudice/) - Finnish people are quiet, solemn, and shy. Well. Some of us might be, some of us aren’t, we just show our warmth in our own way. But we are proud.
- [Queue-rious behavior](https://finnishbadmother.com/queue-rious-behavior/) - We Finns stand in line like professionals. Patient folk, they say. But is it because we are patient or because we are too afraid of the other people to say
- [There's no such thing as free coffee](https://finnishbadmother.com/theres-no-such-thing-as-free-coffee/) - What even is a Talkoo?
- [Pride and prejudice, part 2](https://finnishbadmother.com/pride-and-prejudice-part-2/) - Even though we as Finns are proud of ourselves on a national level, best education, best health care, and very proud of our country itself, for the land of the
- [Sweat bathing in Finland](https://finnishbadmother.com/sweat-bathing-in-finland/) - Ok fine, let’s finally talk about Sauna. What is a sauna, why is a sauna, why do we have more saunas in Finland than we have cars? Let’s get to the bottom of
- [Bringing home the bacon](https://finnishbadmother.com/bringing-home-the-bacon/) - Taking care of baby Finns and still managing to bring bread and butter to the table. Is that really possible? Here in Finland it is. We make sure, that even though you have a baby and raise a family, you can work and provide for your family, so you don’t have to depend on your
- [Why can't Finnish kids stay at school?](https://finnishbadmother.com/why-cant-finnish-kids-stay-at-school/) - Alarm goes off at 6:00 a.m. You press the snooze button until 7:00. Now you’re in a hurry. Not enough for the kids to be late at school, but just enough so you can yell at them. Wake the kids up, pretend you’re a sheep dog herding the children around the house, barking orders. Get
- [Finnish Christmas Treats](https://finnishbadmother.com/finnish-christmas-treats/) - A lot of the seasonal Finnish dishes are things that can be stored for months. Pickled, preserved, frozen, dried. That’s because we only have a few months in the summer when things can be grown and farmed, other times everything dies because it’s cold. So cold.
- [What to expect when expecting a Finn](https://finnishbadmother.com/what-to-expect-when-expecting-a-finn/) - Finns are a few and far apart, we like getting new Finns, and we like to help people make new Finns. Yay Baby Finlanders!
- [Santa's best friends](https://finnishbadmother.com/santas-best-friends/) - It’s Christmas time! This is it, the real test of the Mothering Year. Now we will see who prevails as the perfect mother. The Ultimate Mommy. Who cooks the best feasts (yeah plural because there’s the night before Christmas, and then Christmas day, and then the Boxing Day, which I don’t even understand), who wraps
- [Finland pays your bills?](https://finnishbadmother.com/finland-pays-your-bills/) - As far as we Finnish people think, Finland for foreigners is known as the country of free money. Many of us believe, that people outside Finland believe, that if you live in Finland, the government will pay for your new car and fancy phones. We at Mom of Finland believe this whole belief system is
- [A good Finn gets sprayed](https://finnishbadmother.com/a-good-finn-gets-sprayed/) - It’s winter and without my clothes I look like a plucked chicken. A frozen one. This is why I feel the need to try on a spray tan.
- [Visit Fun Finland](https://finnishbadmother.com/visit-fun-finland/) - Cover photo by Kakslauttanen Arctic Resort, Lapland, Finland. There are many exotics things you can do while visiting Finland. From reindeer safaris to having reindeer for dinner, cooked and enjoyed outside in the wilderness. There’s extreme sports like Swamp Soccer, and there’s easy going relaxing things like a summer sauna at a lake shore. For something
- [We made vaginamuffins](https://finnishbadmother.com/we-made-vaginamuffins/) - All vaginas are beautiful. Here's a recipe for sugary delicious vaginamuffins with a very easy one-bowl chocolate muffin base.
- [A basic Monday](https://finnishbadmother.com/a-basic-monday/) - Nothing new under the sun. Very basic indeed. Here’s how a Monday went for a mother: 5:00 AM Significant other leaves for a week for a work trip. 4 year old wakes up and doesn’t want to sleep anymore. 6:30 AM 10 year old wakes up and starts to negotiate about which friend they can
- [Are you the mom of the house?](https://finnishbadmother.com/are-you-the-mom-of-the-house/) - Do you not know who you are anymore? Or maybe you have just forgotten completely? Don’t worry! Here’s a handy little quiz to find out if you are The Mom Of The House: Lately, if you can remember, have you: Had to answer a question about what other family members should wear, and then handed
- [My resolution for 2019 is to be happy](https://finnishbadmother.com/my-resolution-for-2019-is-to-be-happy/) - Some of us were born under a lucky star. Some of us were born under an unlucky star. All of us pursue happiness and more often than not, we seem to think that happiness comes from the outside - relationships, travels, career, money, looks etc. The middle ground of happiness and unhappiness is a land
- [Your Yearly Horoscope for 2019](https://finnishbadmother.com/your-yearly-horoscope-for-2019/) - Your Yearly Horoscope by Mom of Finland is based purely on the art of good-fortune-telling, hocuspocusology and vague logic
- [What NOT to get for kids for Christmas](https://finnishbadmother.com/what-not-to-get-for-kids-for-christmas/) - We had a look at what women want for Christmas, and what men really want for Christmas, now let's look at what parents don't want their kids to get for Christmas!
- [The best cleaning tips for the holiday season](https://finnishbadmother.com/the-best-cleaning-tips-for-the-holiday-season/) - Got company coming? Maybe for the holidays, and you just didn’t have time to clean? Or didn’t feel like cleaning? No worries! Here’s a few tips guaranteed to save the day! The Ambush At The Door Don’t let your guests have one moment without any refreshments, and ambush them right at the door with a
- [Yes, we ate Rudolph](https://finnishbadmother.com/yes-we-ate-rudolph/) - And his mommy-deer, and daddy-deer, and a lot of his siblings and friends too. When you think about it, Rudolph was born in 1939, and the average lifespan of a reindeer is 12 to 15 years, so by now, he would have been dead for a long time anyway. Some of you might be a
- [What your man REALLY wants, for Christmas](https://finnishbadmother.com/what-your-man-really-wants-for-christmas/) - Here’s a list for you to get him something that he REALLY wants!
- [No gifts for adults -pact SUCKS!](https://finnishbadmother.com/no-gifts-for-adults-pact/) - In Finland it seems to be a thing to make pacts to only gift kids on Christmas. That sucks. Well not with everyone, but many families make a deal: “only buying gifts for kids on Christmas”. Do you guys have this too? On one hand, it’s a great deal. It’s very eco-friendly, to not get
- [Do you dare to gift her underwear?](https://finnishbadmother.com/do-you-dare-to-gift-her-underwear/) - It’s a risky business, gifting lingerie to a woman. There’s so many ways to screw that up. Traditionally, lingerie is viewed as a very romantic gift, but that does not mean that women want to unwrap a bra and panty set on Christmas morning. Some do, many do, but also many don’t. And even if
- [What women want! For Christmas](https://finnishbadmother.com/what-women-want-for-christmas/) - Don’t know what to get your special someone for Christmas? We feel ya. But don’t worry! After reading this article, there is no chance of you panicking or aimlessly wandering at the department store on Christmas Eve just before closing time. Fact is, she (or he, but let’s use she to make this easy on
- [Extremely Finnish sports](https://finnishbadmother.com/extremely-finnish-sports/) - If you are a friend of extreme sports you probably have heard about base jumping, cliff diving, highlining or canyon swinging. Those are not the sports we are talking about today. Finnish people don’t have a death wish, and we can sure find other ways to get our adrenaline levels up. You don’t have to
- [How to say I’m sorry in Finnish](https://finnishbadmother.com/how-to-say-im-sorry-in-finnish/) - Part 1 of the very popular upcoming online course "Learn Finnish with Mom of Finland". Oho is something you might hear a lot in Finland, or dealing with Finns outside of Finland. Or you might not really hear it since we say it, like other things, so quietly it’s almost impossible to hear. But let’s
- [Another Finnish Brick In the Wall](https://finnishbadmother.com/another-finnish-brick-in-the-wall/) - A true fact proven time after time, Finland has great education. But why is it so great? What’s the difference? Is it really free? Let’s take a closer look.
- [How to raise an independent Finn](https://finnishbadmother.com/how-to-raise-an-independent-finn/) - What about the eight to twelve-year-old Finns who are not young enough for the city to take care of, but not old enough to really care for themselves either?
- [Naked family time!](https://finnishbadmother.com/naked-family-time/) - Previously we looked closely at Finnish sauna and nudity in Finland, not too closely since you don’t really want to look at naked things too closely, especially in a sauna. Now let’s focus a little more on the family aspect of these two, since we are, indeed, Mom of Finland. When non-Finns hear about sauna
- [Finland pays dads to stay at home](https://finnishbadmother.com/finland-pays-dads-to-stay-at-home/) - Don’t you think it’s unfair how after getting to grow the baby for nine months in their uterus women get to stay home with the babies too
- [Your friendly neighborhood therapist](https://finnishbadmother.com/your-friendly-neighborhood-therapist/) - My life is total chaos. And since I can’t afford a life coach, to solve this chaos, I called a friend, who happens to be a very reasonable person, and an engineer. After a bit of coercion she agreed to be my amateur therapist. Mom of Finland: I’m so annoyed. Chores keep piling up. It’s
- [Once upon a morning](https://finnishbadmother.com/once-upon-a-morning/) - A person, A Woman, once fell asleep on the couch with her makeup left on. And woke the next morning with the same makeup still on. But what happened next?
- [A cast-iron excuse](https://finnishbadmother.com/a-cast-iron-excuse/) - The flu has been visiting me for the last few weeks. Nose is running, ears are ringing. There’s a silver lining in this too though: I don’t have to think of other excuses to avoid exercise. I’m always eager to start new workouts. After a couple of weeks, the excitement dies down, and the time
- [Faking moms](https://finnishbadmother.com/faking-moms/) - Someone once voiced a suspicion that the parents of small children are playing hooky at home, allegedly taking care of their sick children.
- [Am I an alcoholic?](https://finnishbadmother.com/am-i-an-alcoholic/) - Hold your horses. Don’t call the Child Protective Services on me just yet. This question could be relevant to all of us.
- [The art of backseat driving](https://finnishbadmother.com/the-art-of-backseat-driving/) - Since Mom of Finland is a known expert on everything on heaven and earth, backseat driving is no exception.
- [I really should...](https://finnishbadmother.com/i-really-should/) - Tonight, I need to pick up the clothes someone left on the floor, restock toilet paper and paper towels, stack the magazines lying around, feed kibbles to the
- [Resolution: I will not swim naked in public](https://finnishbadmother.com/my-resolution-is-not-to-swim-nude-in-public/) - New Year’s resolutions are not for me, that’s why I choose to pass on making any. Or better yet, I’ll only promise things I know for sure I can keep.
- [A hurricane in a green leather skirt](https://finnishbadmother.com/hurricane-in-a-green-leather-skirt/) - The hunt for the green leather skirt started last night. I needed to wear that exact 1970’s long leather dress for a work thing this morning, and I couldn't
- [Hazard zone: home](https://finnishbadmother.com/hazard-zone-home/) - Oh yay, the child has the stomach flu. It’s a bit like mining oil, a surprise can pop up when you least expect it.
- [Slow living is good for now](https://finnishbadmother.com/slow-living-is-good-for-now/) - Today I was standing at the fish counter at the grocery store so early that the fish were barely dead.
- [Mom, when are you coming home?](https://finnishbadmother.com/mom-when-are-you-coming-home/) - The length of a school day for a elementary school children must have been designed by someone from the era of vocal schools.
- [Mother-in-law has the right attitude](https://finnishbadmother.com/mother-in-law-has-the-right-attitude/) - My mother-in-law is 86 years old. At that age things can happen and sometimes you end up in a hospital bed. But my mother-in-law is not the type to get discouraged.
- [Making use of mosquitos](https://finnishbadmother.com/making-use-of-mosquitos/) - If you can’t beat them, join them. This applies to mosquitos just as well as it does to any other thing flying between the heaven and the earth. No use whining
- [Mama needs her coffee](https://finnishbadmother.com/mama-needs-her-coffee/) - Apparently we Finns are the biggest coffee drinkers in the world. In this case, biggest meaning we consume it the most, not our actual size, even if in some
- [Life is too short](https://finnishbadmother.com/life-is-too-short/) - Life is too short for matching socks.
- [Free healthcare?](https://finnishbadmother.com/free-healthcare/) - Yes. Finland has free healthcare. Because we pay a lot of taxes. The school system is also free because of this, not just the elementary school, but up to
- [Where did the sun go?](https://finnishbadmother.com/where-did-the-sun-go/) - It’s autumn. Or fall as Americans know it better. We in Finland are not yet custom to pumpkin spice, and Halloween is not really big here either, yet.
- [Danger: travelling children](https://finnishbadmother.com/danger-travelling-children/) - A child is a small person, who sometimes, usually due to the will and need of a bigger person, has to move from one place to another using public transportation
- [The Puking Game](https://finnishbadmother.com/the-puking-game/) - The Puking Game is a lovely family game, guaranteed to be a fun surprise for the whole family!
- [Diary of a caretaker](https://finnishbadmother.com/diary-of-a-caretaker/) - Dear diary. Today I’ll write you an example of my weeknight. I’ll borrow the term caretaker from hockey and other sports, since parenting is similar to that
- [The improper way to gather food](https://finnishbadmother.com/the-improper-way-to-gather-food/) - A proper mother freezes food and uses the frozen food regularly and properly. But, an improper mother does not.
- [Finnish family getaway](https://finnishbadmother.com/finnish-family-getaway/) - Feel like it’s time for a little family getaway? In Finland, family cruises are a very popular way to have a little family vacation, but before you rush to
- [A neverending morning](https://finnishbadmother.com/a-neverending-morning/) - Mornings are the best. You wake up all calm and relaxed to the smell of coffee and you are happy to greet the morning sun. Yeah right.
- [Improper stepmother - a rant of a control freak](https://finnishbadmother.com/improper-stepmother-a-rant-of-a-control-freak/) - “You’re not my mom!” It’s such a cliché but I’ve heard it too. And I’m not allowed to answer that you’re not my kid either. Cause they kind of are now, aren’t
- [The best things in life are free](https://finnishbadmother.com/the-best-things-in-life-are-free/) - Suddenly it started snowing. Big wet chunks that predict snowball fights and smudged mascara.
- [Just an ordinary day](https://finnishbadmother.com/just-an-ordinary-day/) - A certain child went back to daycare one morning after a well earned vacation. Here’s a summary for the day:
- [A relaxing weekend off](https://finnishbadmother.com/a-relaxing-weekend-off/) - A weekend off is a divine thing. A weekend free of work. Or, to be more specific, a weekend free of paid work.
- [Fatsuit](https://finnishbadmother.com/fatsuit/) - By my calculations, it was about the thousandth time we were having this conversation. My 9-year old child refused to wear his padded winter coat.
- [Weatherproof yourself](https://finnishbadmother.com/weatherproof-yourself/) - It’s almost mandatory to go out, in any weather, to get fresh air. We all know how important fresh air is.

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